Wednesday, June 04, 2008


I was looking through unsent drafts in my email and found this, dated 09/30/2004:

The toughest part of being a ninja is paying the bills. The art of killing has been ruined in recent years by the influx of wholesale killers, blokes who do the exact same thing I do – but much cheaper, and minus any sort of guile or craft. In truth, a ninja shouldn't even be bothered with things like grocery shopping and vacuuming. He should wear a ninja outfit all the time and hack up any foo who gets in his way, devoting all his time to Ninja-tek, honing his ability to chop skin off the backs of the loathsome.

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