Final Whining
It seems the closer I get to moving out, the more annoying and slobbish my roommates become. I cannot fucking wait to live alone. My goal is to never have roommates again.
I also have two more days of work (Friday and Tuesday [to make sure I get paid for Memorial Day]). Time just seems to move slower there.
I also have two more days of work (Friday and Tuesday [to make sure I get paid for Memorial Day]). Time just seems to move slower there.
Labels: home, john ulmer, personal, roommates, work
posted by Cutup at
10:37 AM
5 Comments:
Hey. This is John Ulmer. Someone I know sent me this the other day: http://john-ulmer.livejournal.com/749.html
I thought it was funny, but I was wondering who you are, because it seems like there were three or four people behind it. I wasn't aware I had a fan club.
And yes, I'm aware you were trying to mock me. I found it funny, because there was much to mock in my writing when I was 13 years old. There probably still is, to a degree. You had my birthdate off by a couple decades or so.
John, your astute mind and SherlockHolmesesque internet trackery amaze me. There were indeed three or four people "behind it", though I was the main hijacker.
Do you still write or have a blog?
I figured you were probably from Kevin McAuliffe's blog (which I had forgotten about but rediscovered last nite after I stumbled upon the Livejournal page).
Well done on those reviews - I particularly liked the review for "Yo! Jimbo!"
That bastard Akira Kurosawa deserved to die after ripping off Clint Eastwood and Sergio "The Lion" Leone (as us British Americans refer to him as, despite our American roots).
Sadly I no longer have a website. I let it die in early 2006 because I had to focus on schoolwork.
However, I still occasionally post comments to IMDb:
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur1173088/comments-expanded?order=date&start=0
And I have a last.fm page:
http://www.last.fm/user/themusicaddict
I don't really write anything on there, though.
How did you guys know I was a GN'R fan? I noticed it as a tag under my interests on Livejournal.
I'm probably going to start up a new blog eventually - not just for film reviews but we'll see. I'll call it "The John Zone" and use variations on Bill O'Reilly catchphrases, like: "You've just entered the No-Spin Zone! The JOHN Zone!" (Because he's my hero. That fucking piece of shit Stephen Colbert needs to die!)
Take it easy and God Bless America (despite my British roots as being an American in Britain).
John! Do it! Start a new blog!!!!##$!#$#$@!!#@%
The world needs you now more than ever.
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