Friday, July 04, 2008

Craigslist Seoul

"God has managed the amazing feat of being worshipped and invisible at the same time." -- Deepak Chopra

Here are two gems from Craigslist Seoul, apparently transmitted from the Californias:

Mrs. & Mr. Jan Adams to be (Laguna Beach, CA, USA)
Reply to:
Date: 2008-06-28, 2:42AM KT

Dr. Adams, Plastic Surgeon, would you take this oppertunity to marry? The answer was Yes by one of white boy and mistreous oldman witnesses. It was done at the Star Buck Coffee, 3rd Street, Promenade, Santa Monica, CA, USA. Due to the Groom to be was in jail, the certificate is being delay. Mrs. Tessmer, was now Mrs. Adams. AYCO.

Homestay-California, Huntinton Beach-Orange County (Huntinton Beach)
Reply to:
Date: 2008-06-26, 5:58AM KT

Hello, I live in California, Huntinton Beach-Orange County with my native English speaker - White husband, 1yr old son and a big dog.
We're considering a guardian to who want to study here from Korea.
I'm Korean and our family is very good for home stay because of below reasons.

1. My husband doesn't speak Korean at all and he is very conservative, opinionated, so it's good environment for Student.
2. We take security and safety seriously because of my husband's job- Investigator.
3. I speak Korean perfectly, so I can help student well to adopt America's life smoothly.
4. We live in very good school group area.- ORANGE COUNTY !!
5. My husband work at home, so we can provide more guardianship.
6. Our son stays at baby sitter's house Mon-Fri 8:30-6:30 and he goes to bed at 9pm. So, there is very little interference.
7. The dog with us is black Lab which most friendly dog for family. And she's trained as police dog and she's a very calm dog.
8. I cook Korean and American food 30/70% ratio. It can be changed.
9. Room will be equip with bed, tv, personal refrigerator, wireless internet, cable and A/C with restroom.

e-mail &
tel: 1.213.550.8314 - me Janny/ 1.213.305.8807-my husband Andrew
fax: 1.310.473.7159
name: Janny & Andrew
address : 620 22nd St. Huntinton Beach, CA 92648
P.S. If you need a picture or more information, please don't hesitate to contact me.

Price - about $2500.00/month

I have no idea what the first one is trying to say. As for the second one - only $2500/month to live with an opinionated conservative? What a deal!

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