It's the Final Countdown

Well, tomorrow I start my last week of work. When it's over we begin a new chapter in the Ninja-tek Chronicles.

Did I say a new chapter? I mean a whole new volume! If this were a software update it wouldn't be like 4.0034 - it would be an entire new number with a zero behind it.

Ninja-tek 1.0 was from my birth to about the 7th grade. This was a period of vague innocence.

Ninja-tek 2.0 was from 7th grade to moving out of my parent's house in 2001. This was a period of useless schooling and war against the world.

Ninja-tek 3.0 was from 2001 to the present. This was a period of lots of struggle and stupid jobs.

But on Friday...

Ninja-tek 4.0!!!!!!!#@$!!#$@#$@!#

Can't you feel the excitement?

I could try to define Ninja-tek 4.0 but I think I'd rather let it speak for itself and continue the tradition of overblown Ninja-tek rhetoric.