Monday, May 30, 2005

"Elephant" Features Analyzed

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There are no elephants in this movie, much to the audience's consternation.

"Elephant" Critique, Part 2

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More commentary you didn't ask for.

"Elephant" Critique, Part 1

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A no-budget equivalent of the director's commentary for an unpopular feature film.

Kinda Gay

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No homosexuals were damaged in the making of this audio post.

Maybe You Should Quit Smoking

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Chad's philosophy in micro- and macro-cosmo.

UNIX

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The technicalities contained within this 'un may blister the brain of the average audiophile.

Chad on Trial

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Like Kafka meets Gumby.

Bal and MIlos: The Play

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Like George Bernard Shaw meets Hustler magazine.

Milos Smiles Mischievously (Prelude to Rehearsal)

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"You son of a bitch."

Kevin Plays Guitar

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Heavvy mettal Rocck Nn Rooll.

It Hurts My Throat

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A human vocoder dips into ethereal sound slime.

Obscure Origin Point, Profundity

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No malfunction! Number five is alive!

Cough, Robert Mckee, Flame

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#86 interview with Kevin and a hypothetical Robert Mckee.

It's Junk

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All is junk but the water under my bed.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Girls...Analyzed (Kevin's Room)

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This post contains an advertisement for girls.

Mark Leyner Warm-up

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Reading from a popular children's book.

Chad, Kevin, Absinthe, Peanut Butter Cars (Chad's Room)

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A drug fiend gets dodgy.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Kasey and Ben (Bottom of the Hill)

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A San Franciscan relates her lesbionic experiences.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Biblical Secretion

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An excerpt from a lewd education vinyl of the 1950s.